GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a bastard. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? (The psychiatrist kissed the girl) GIRL: ......Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? (The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top) GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But, he took my clothes off. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? (The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes) GIRL:Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But, he had sex with me! PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? (The psychiatrist had sex with the girl) GIRL:.Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But then he told me he has AIDS. PSYCHIATRIST:BA STARDDDDDDDDD!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!