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Recently while me and my
girlfriend were having a bit of
a rough patch i had been
getting some advice from a
friend at work (It just so
happens that this friend is
amazingly good looking has
fantastic tits and a smile that
could melt you.)
As she was also having a bad
patch with her boyfriend at
the time we were sharing
advice and helping each other
out. So one evening she came
to my house full of tears and
on the verge of defeat. She
asked me for advice and what
she should do etc etc...
Well after a bit of us both
being really down and upset
we ended up kissing... hands
were everywhere and she
leaned over and told me she
was wet. This was it!
I shoved my hand down to her
pussy and could feel just how
wet she was. She was writhing
around and begged me to fuck
her. She turned round and
bent over in front of me
pulling her pants down and
pulling her rainbow print
thong to one side, sliding her
fingers into her pussy and
tasting her own c**t.
I stepped forward and starting
licking her clit tasting just how
wet she was. She told me to
stand up and fuck her hard. I
slammed my already rock hard
cock inside her and starting
fucking her hard and fast as
she pushed back onto my full
length loving every inch of it
and every thrust. She was
soaking wet by this point and
begging me to make her cum.
I kept going.
I turned her round and lifted
her up against the wall in my
kitchen and fucked her until
we both came. Her pussy
gushing onto my cock and
balls and leaving the floor
soaking too.
It's happened again since then
over the bonnet over her car :)
It's not something i'm proud
of but it's something i'll never
regret or forget.

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. . . . . The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, . . . . . "Error. Not long enough." !!!!!!!!! Courtesy of comedy121.mobie.in

Created at 2013-09-15 06:42:22

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[2016-12-30 01:04:16] noph :

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what the fuck....

[2016-11-07 08:13:25] coke :

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Awww

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