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BANANA BANANA BACK
FROM .....WHERE SEF?
« on: January 15, 2013, 11:22:05
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Hi ladies and gentlemen, it been a
long time we exchange
pleasantries except my few very
extra special friend (don't ask me
who they are). Hope you all had a
very special, wonderful and
unforgettable 2012 and
Christmas and new year
celebration and to the member
of the esteemed KOLO
FRATERNITY, i say more kolo
member to your fraternity
(kahlan let meet for an
emergency meeting on taking
the fraternity to a new height.
just the two of us only oh). So to
end this post am going to share
with you all my unpalatable
fucking experience, the first for
this year.
This experience is unpalatable
due to the fact that it happen
with a woman from the other
estate where the only entrance
into it is through marriage and
nothing else. There is this
woman whom i got to know
through 2go though older than
me by a year, we somehow
somehow manage to it off
despite my resolved of not
getting too close to married
women knowing my capabilities
when it comes to the opposite
sex and my high superlative
status.
The first Sunday of this month
January was the day that i openly
and willing let my guard down as
voice of reasoning, conscience
were unable to overwhelm the
desire of my body that was
desperately in need of a fuck. On
this day i was home alone, lonely
and to make matter worse i was
hyper horny, watching
movie,reading books, drinking
gin hoping it will knock me out
instead it gave me head ache and
out of frustration i engaged
myself in wanky my banana
shape half inches dick but for
where the body no gree.
Picking up my chinco tecno
phone (my woman don take me
do yeye tired because of this
phone) i began calling my other
babes near me, hoping one of
them will be free enough to
come my way and i end up
wasting my credit as none of
them are willing to step out of
their home and that left me with
one that is either to called one of
my woman friend who is based
in ikorodu or approach a woman
i have been eyeing for a very
long time now in my street but
couldn't make a move because of
the close proximity and my
woman who is not residing with
me as i never pay her bride price
and me no wan marry nylon bag
style.
In the midst of deciding on what
choice to make, this my 2go
woman friend somehow creep
into my thought and somehow i
once again picked up my phone
and dialed her number before i
know it i invited her out which
she refuse and asked me to
come to her shop instead and i
willing say yes. This is a woman
whom i had not met face to face
though i had seen extract of her
software copies. On many
occasion we arranged to meet
but somehow at the last minute i
always chicken out because of
her married status but this day
was different as i went into the
bathroom, had a quick shower,
hurriedly dressed up and
drenching myself in a
combination of perfumes and
body spray as i set out, resolving
never to give in to any sexual
advances from her no matter
how irresistible it may be.
On getting to her shop i met a
friend there with her whom i
took an instant liking to, my
stupid dick rising in
acknowledgement after
grudgingly allow itself to be
subdue a little after seeing for
the first time an extract and
outline of the hardware copy, i
was entertained with drinks and
we three start to dey yarn as her
children were playing. After
sometime her friend left us and
after some time me sef come say
i wan dey go because dey don
dey dark na im she take style
signal me say no way, she come
enter inside her shop, take style
call me inside come dey tell me
say na her place me i go sleep
say no need for me to go house
that night na im me come tell am
say fear dey catch me oh for say
she be married woman and i no
want wetin one man go come
dey para for me because of im
wife oh and she made to
understand that her husband
won't be sleeping home that
night as because it was the turn
of the other wife. Somehow i
was convince to just follow her
home with the believe that
nothing will happen unless we
manage to find ourselves a short
time hotel.
On getting to her home, at the
entrance i made to turn back but
she pleaded with me to let her
feed her children first so that she
can see me off and i oblige
which was a very big mistake
and foolish on my part. She feed
the children, have her bath and
before you know it the children
where in their room sleeping
leaving me and her in the sitting
room with a burning candle as
the only source of light as phcn
were on duty meanwhile she has
been trying to convince me to
spend the night there but me i
no wan take chance. So i stood
up signifying my intention and
she asked me to wait for her to
go and changed her dress as she
was only on wrapper. she came
out dress in long plaited skirt
and a t-shirt, she put off the
candle light as i told her to
because of the risk of leaving
burning candle on the dinning
table while no one is around. the
room is dark but not totally dark
as the light from up the universe
was acting as a source of light.
On getting to the entrance where
i stood, she once again pleaded
with me and this time she
succeed as i decided to just give
her one quickie
I grab hold of her buttock, turn
her around, bend her forward
putting her in a position for
doggy style as i gathered up her
skirt to her waist only to found
out that she had no pant on and
a quick exploration by my left
hand fingers discovered her
pussy extremely wet meanwhile
my right hand was busy
loosening my belt and unzipping
my trouser to free my already
engorged banana shape half
inches dick. Wanting to finger
fuck her first, it occured to me,
that if someone caught us in the
act what will you do? so you
better leave finger fucking matter
and go straight to the point, with
that out came my dick in my
hand, first teasing the pussy and
wam bam the penis enter inside
come dey totori me and dey
totori am as the corrosiveness of
the penis corrode the toto and
she sef no gree carry last as she
come they practice kegal exercise
on top my penis and the thing
come dey totori me me more na
so i dey slide in the slide out, they
fuck the shit out of her na im she
shake small release na im me sef
come start to dey shake like
person suffering from epilepsy,
dey pour out something wey be
like akamu from my penis inside
her toto. i comot my penis come
clean am put am back from him
place and get set to leave while
she dey beg me to stay the night
but too much of everything dem
say e no good, my people na so i
take enter road that night with
the thirst wey dey catch my
throat come sleep for my house
but guilt no gree give me peace
oh since then so tey man pikin
don tire sef

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