The Psychiatrist(sex jokes)

I'm at a loss as to the reason
we both decided to do what
we did. It's not as if I don't
love Michael my husband, I do
dearly. I'm also sure Andrew
loves him too. Then why did
we agree to meet at the park,
why did we knowingly take
the long walk towards what
we knew was an area for
couples to have sex. Finally
why did Andrew, Michaels
father and I have total wonton
sexual abandonment in front
of three other men, as they
masturbated all over me.
It was the the most thrillingly
erotic sex I've ever had, and it
was the very first time I'd let
anyone fuck me in the ass. I'm
not denying I enjoyed it,
because I absolutely loved
every thrust of Andrews
curved cock as he hammered
away at my pussy, then my
virgin ass.
The other men and their cocks
were a blur to me in the
darkness. I also didn't care a
jot that they creamed all over
my face and breasts, because I
was having the best sex in my
short life so far.
The following day though, I
kept on asking myself why and
have been doing this past
month.
Andrew will be staying with us
next month when Michaels
mom takes a vacation with her
girl friends. I honestly don't
know if I could resist his
charms again. I genuinely
don't want to cheat on my
husband with his father, or
that's what I'm trying to
convince myself anyway. But
each time I think of Andrews
wonderful thick veiny cock,
both my pussy and ass start
twitching and acheing for him
to thrust it hard up them both.

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GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a bastard. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? (The psychiatrist kissed the girl) GIRL: ......Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? (The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top) GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But, he took my clothes off. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? (The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes) GIRL:Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But, he had sex with me! PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? (The psychiatrist had sex with the girl) GIRL:.Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But then he told me he has AIDS. PSYCHIATRIST:BA STARDDDDDDDDD!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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