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"You're so annoying!" I laughed
as we walked into her house.
"I know but you love me," she
stuck her tongue out at me and
ran the stairs to her room. I
followed. God if only she knew I
actually did love her. God I loved
everything about that girl. Her
heart, her soul, her amazing
personality. Her gorgeous body
was just a bonus. It nearly broke
my heart knowing she didn't feel
the same way, ya know with her
being straight and all. Yeah I'm a
lesbian and yes she knows. We
know everything about each
other. She flopped down on her
bed and I sat on the edge,
twiddling my hands.
"Thanks for uh letting me stay
here tonight," I said almost shy.
She scooted closer to me and
rested a hand on my thigh,"Hey,
you're always welcome here. My
door's always open," she smiled
reassuringly. "And remember if
you ever want to talk, I'm an epic
listener." She grinned.
"Thanks but not today," I
mumbled hoping she wouldn't
notice my light blush. She
nodded her head. You see my
parents are going through
an...err a little bit of a rough
patch in their relationship. Okay
maybe more than a little bit. They
pretty much just shouted at each
other now, sometimes they even
threw things. I liked to stay out
of the house most of the time, it
was just easier this way. I was
distracted with thoughts of my
family that I hadn't noticed that
she never moved her hand. She
seemed to notice the same time I
did and quickly pulled away-to
quickly for my liking.
"Sorry."
I shrugged trying to play it off as,
"Whatever."
Pause.
"So..."
Pause.
Pause.
Pause.
And the pause went on. In the
fifteen years (my whole life) that
I've known this girl, there has
not once been a single awkward
silence. Shit. This is my fault. It's
okay...okay. We just need
something to talk about. I can do
that, right?
"I told them," I rushed so it
sounded like, Itoldthem. That got
her attention.
"You told your parents?" She
asked. She knew what I was
talking about, of course she did.
"Yeah, I thought maybe it would
distract them from their fighting,
ya know?"
"What did they say?" She moved
so she was sitting crossed-
legged next to me, facing me.
"Well my dad pretty told me to
shut up and he said they didn't
have time to worry about my life
confusions or something like
that. I tried to explain that I
wasn't confused about anything.
I think my dad was drunk again
and that's why they were
fighting this time. They told me
to get out of the house for "a
little while" whatever that
means." She didn't say anything.
She just leaned over and hugged
me tightly. I blinked repeatedly
not wanting to cry in front of
her. "I just make everything
worse," I said, hating that my
voice cracked a little.
She pulled back and held both my
shoulders, making me face her.
"Hey. Don't say that. You do not
make things worse. Okay? Never
say that or I might just have to
kick your ass," she smiled
brightly at me and I laughed
almost silently. "In face, you make
everything better. Remember
when I sprained my ankle last
year? Everyone was all 'Aw feel
better' and they all made me feel
like I was freaking crippled. Not
you though. You just said, 'Geez
you were a terrible dancer
before. This is so not going to
help your reputation,' and made
fun of how slow I was. While
everyone else made me feel weak
you made me feel like nothing
was wrong. Oh and remember
when Splash died? You had a
funeral for him and everything!"
"Well you did love that fish..." I
interrupted shyly.
She smiled, "Yes I did. And when
Peter Hunt tried to jam his
tongue down my throat you
totally beat the shit outta him!" I
chuckled nervously. The guy had
it coming; he was a total jackass.
And maybe I did like her even
back then and probably would
have beat him up whether he
was a jerk or not..."Anyway," she
continued, "the point is; you're
amazing, 'kay? And if your
parents make you feel any
different well then they're just
not worthy of a perfect daughter
like you."
I don't know what happened.
Well of course I know what
happened but I mean I didn't
want to do that.
Okay well I so did want to but I
didn't mean to!
I-it just happened...
I. Freaking. Kissed. Her.
I jumped off the bed and I'm
sure my face was bright red. "I-
I...s-s..." I couldn't even speak. I
was mortified ...horrified...yet
elated. I kissed her. I actually
kissed her! Though the feeling
didn't last. Her stunned face and
silence spoke a million words
and I started backing out of the
room. I tried apologizing again
but I was tongue tied and I spun
around to run out but
accidentally knocked a picture of
us off her desk and onto the
floor. Well there's some
foreshadowing for you. The end
of our friendship alright, I
thought as I ran out of that
room, out of that house.
I didn't stop running until I
reached the small park in our
neighborhood. It was empty
considering it was almost ten at
night and most kids were
probably tucked in bed. I walked
over to the swing set and sat
down, swaying back and forth.
Crap it was freezing out, I should
have grabbed my jacket in that
embarrassing attempt to leave. I
cupped my hands around my
mouth and blew warm air into
them then hugged myself in
attempt to warm my arms also. It
wasn't until then that a tear
finally slithered down my cheek
and I let myself cry. f***k I let
myself sob. Why did I have to do
that? God, I do make things
worse! Not only did I ruin any
possible chance of maybe being
with her I just threw away the
best friendship I'd ever had.
What the hell do I do now? I
shoved my hands into my
pockets and sighed, the air in
front of me momentarily a foggy
light grey. I sure as hell couldn't
go back there and I was not
about to go home. I didn't have
any other friends either.
I was so caught up in my
thoughts I guess I didn't hear
the light crunching of leaves as
someone walked into the park. I
didn't know they were there
until they pulled me off the
swing. With my hands in my
pocket I didn't have the best
balance and stumbled forward,
crashing into her. She held me up
and didn't let go even after I
regained my balance...which was
fine with me. I looked up at her.
"I-" was as far as I got before her
lips crashed down onto mine.
Though I was thoroughly
confused I didn't hesitate to
wrap my arms around her neck
and kissed back. Her hands were
on my waist, pulling me closer if
even possible. It was amazing. I
don't care if it sounds cliche or
whatever but it was like how the
books say; I saw fireworks. It
was like just the two of us
existed. It seemed like forever
before we pulled away for air.
She touched her forehead to
mine and smiled.
"You ran away before I could
react."
"I...I thought you were straight..."
I stumbled over my words,
breathless and still pleasantly
shocked.
She grinned, "So did I."

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