The Psychiatrist(sex jokes)

Hello, my name is ‘Folabi, i drive a
cab for a living. Don’t worry am
not an illiterate,i finished from
OOU. I studied psychology, came
out with a 2.2 and dont insult my
school, not unless you want an
ass-whopping. If you finished
from OOU of recent, you will
notice the tiring and unyielding
process of getting a certificate
out. I was meant to start a nice
decent white collar job but for
the most part of it, It dint
happen.
My folks stay in Abeokuta, but as
a rebellious child that I am, I left
home for school in Ijebu Igbo
and never went back to
Abeokuta asides on visits during
the holidays. My father is exactly
my biggest fan because I
changed universities a couple of
time due to cult wahala.
Moving on, after finishing in
school, I moved to lagos with or
without my parent’s blessing. Not
my first time in lagos anyway,
during school I followed a cult
squad to bust a guy in lagos,I
was the driver, it kinda felt like
Jason Statham for a bit. I love
driving thats one of my hobbies, i
have driven all sorts of cars, I
was the designated drunk driver
for my group, alot of my friends
felt safe anytime I drive. The first
few months in lagos without a
job was crazy.
I am managing a minimal
accommodation with a friend at
Fola Agoro, been a good homely
boy that I am, my friend’s uncle
owns a private cab company. He
gave me a cab to manage for
him. I was grateful because I was
sick and tired of all the sitting at
home, doing nothing and
chasing neighborhood girls and
bored house wives.
I have been doing this for quite
sometime now, friday nights are
the craziest nights and fun of all,
taxi drivers see all sorts of things
on that night, things that make
the male member jerk in my
trousers with all the indecent
dressings and some of them
changing into outrageous outfits
in the cab, they dont usually mind
me peeking at them through my
rear-view mirror.
Last friday night started like the
usual one, I had already picked
and dropped some ladies on the
island. Ladies can like to price
cabs despite that my own cab
has A.C.
How can you hope to take an A.C
cab to the island for N800? Hian!
I was driving around the town, it
was like 11pm. I drove to eCenter
at Sabo to chill a bit. Most people
who came to eCenter on fridays
usually move over to the island
for some more intense clubbing.
I was having an awesometime
looking at what daughters of Eve
wore the night.
Some times, I think i should
actually be clubbing and live my
life like some of these people but
the thing is I don’t have a
choice,I escaped pass in school
by whiskers, if I don’t fight for
my right to good life, no one will.
The simple fact that third class
isn’t classified as brilliant spurred
me to strive for more.
My cab was parked infront of e-
Center, when a girl stumbled out
of the entrance to the gate. Not
really stumbled, she almost
tripped, I looked over the floor
but nothing was there, parking
close to the exit of the building
allowed full view of everywhere.
She came over to the side of my
car, she knocked the window, I
pulled the window lever and it
came down slowly.

She opened her mouth and
alcohol oozed out of her breath,
“V.I,” she said
“Where in victoria island” I asked
“Megaplaza” she replied
“N3,000 ” I answered
She laughed gently, removed her
face and looked above my cab, as
she did that, her chest was in my
full view, her boobs were big, her
body tone was a problem, she
was almost white. Already in my
head, i could imagine how red
her nipples would be. How her
areola would be, her brazilian
hair was disturbing my view and
she re-adjusted and brought
back her face into the window.
“N2,000″ she bellowed with her
eyes shut.
“You seem like a nice girl, how
about N2,500″ i said in my fake
British accent which I acquired
from watching hundred of hours
of American TV shows…
She took herself back, surprised
with my accent, my favorite
accent is British accent.It just
rolls off the tongue differently,
very sexy.
She was definitely surprised that
I could speak fluent english. I
wasnt looking badly myself, I am
not ugly that I am sure of.
She got into the front seat and
that was when I was lost for a
second, her sexy thighs looked
like heaven. she flung her head
to the back totally oblivious of
the situation, she was stoned for
sure. She was high but quite
visible that she could still manage
herself. I was stealing glances at
her when she asked when we
would be leaving.
I told her I had to do check
something in the glove
compartment and then we
would be off in a second.
Her tanktop wasn’t helping
matters, imagine if Salma Hayek
or Sofia Vergara was wearing a
tanktop, that’s disaster for
everyone who would be walking
or driving.
The ignition came on, I wrote
some party jams into a cd at
home, I put it in and the first
song that came off it was M.I ft
Brymo- Action film.
The speakers in my car are the
ones to die for, I brought special
speakers myself and yanked out
the manufacturer’s own to put
mine in. She was brought back to
life with the upbeat song, music
animal.
We got talking, I asked why she
was going to Marquee.
“My friends are on the island.”
she replied
“You don’t party alone? How
about your boyfriend?” I
responded
“I broke up with my boyfriend
when I moved back in February”
she replied in American accent
She was responding to me with
her head back, trying to catch a
little sleep before she gets to
Marquee.
I was staring hopelessly and for
the sake of my life, I wasn’t
speeding, i was doing less than
80km/hr.
I was enjoying my selection of
music as my male member kept
pushing me to look into tanktop.
I ran into the smallest pothole I
saw, just to make sure the boobs
fall out of the tanktop. It almost
fell off somewhere along 3rd
mainland as I swerved away
from one stupid driver who was
trying to overtake me, some part
of her areola showed.
She came back to life with that
swerve. She looked around,
almost like trying to recollect
where she was. she saw me, and
noticed my hard-on and totally
ignored. She opened her bag to
look for her phone, she brought
it out and no call had come in yet.
She was feeling uncomfortable at
her side, we were almost
entering into V.I, we got off the
bridge from the Muson Center
area. She slipped her hands into
her thighs, at this point, i was
losing it completely.
She moaned out softly “I
seriously need a shag, this
alcohol isnt helping me at all”
Firstly, I wanted to believe this
wasn’t happening, that I was
merely imagining things… but
this is happening for real.
I wasn’t sure how to respond to
her proposition. I used all the
braveness in me, i summoned all
the strength i had in me and
gently placed my hands on her
laps. I was expecting all sorts of
insults to rain down from her
mouth, in fact, a slap would have
been appropriate but what
happened next baffled me more.
She did nothing!
This definitely was gonna be a
swell night, i had sex a couple of
nights ago but this one is
definitely gonna be spectacular.
I passed through Adeola
Odeku,looking for all the long
routes to the destination. I
thought of parking in one of the
deserted streets on the island
but she wasn’t even bulging, she
wasn’t stopping me. So, I moved
into her temple, my fingers
looking for the pleasure zone,
trying to locate her Clitoris
somewhere down there, pushing
ther panty aside, she was all wet
like a rainy morning. She let out a
small moan…..
That was all I needed, her
permission has been granted!
My fingers probed the wet pot,
seeking for more intense
pleasure, she slid down the chair,
opened her legs wider, enjoying
my finger penetration. She sat
there with her legs ajar as far as
the sitting area could allow her, I
was beyond control. I wanted to
park off somewhere on the road.
She said no,so we proceeded to
Parking place at Megaplaza, went
all the way to the top, cooly
parked in a very dark spot.
I switched the A.C to the highest
and faced the vent to the
window, I pulled the lever
beneath my seat and shifted it all
the way to the back. I reclined
her seat as well, first thing i did
was to unleash those bad boys….
I pulled the tanktop down to her
belly, i was impressed with what
i saw, it was a beautiful sight, her
boob sack was big, her areola
were darker than I thought, her
nipples were very inviting, i
wanted to smooch them, suck
them put my member in-
between them all at once. I just
wanted to do everything at once.
I was losing composure but i
calmed myself from within, more
like practicing Tai-chi like Jet Li
does in his movies. I called ‘Inner
Peace’ in my spirit, then I picked
one action at a time. Before i
went on, I unhooked my belt,
zipped down my zipper and
released my male member, it felt
free, the air was cool, she looked
at it, looked at my face.
Kissed my lips, took her hands to
my shaft and stroked it up and
down, the skin of her palms
against my hand was something
else, her palms were so soft, it
was like a massage down there.
My member was jerking at the
stroking she was giving out, I
moved back to the finger
activity.She was moving her
waist to the rhythm of the
movement of my finger. I used
my other hand to rub her
nipples. I was rubbing her
nipples in between my fingers,
gently.
She was arching her back of the
seat of the car, she was trying
hard to get to my member while
I was fondling her, but she
couldn’t stroke it as much as she
wanted to. She was way beyond
wet, when I took a break. She
grabbed my dick, bent her body
over to my seat, planting a kiss
on the tip of my member. If felt
good despite the fact that the
fellatio hadn’t started yet. She
bumped her head down my
shaft. Her mouth was warm, she
was going for the deep throat. At
this point, I totally forgot she was
my passenger,dint know if she
was infected with the deadly
virus or even if she was sent
from the Pit of Hell. I was living in
the moment, the moment of
sexual ecstasy.
She sucked onto my dick with
passion, flapping her tongue
over my balls in the process. I
couldn’t do anything but enjoy
the ride, running my hands
through her brazilian hair, I tried
to sneak my hand underneath
her to twist and rub her nipples.
We were both lost in lust.
My boner was getting way out of
control, i gently moved her up
and took out a condom from my
emergency stashbox in the cab.
She wore it on me expertly.
She pulled up tank top to belly,
the elastic material was on point
and it obeyed. Her ass wasn’t
very biggy but super shapey and
cutely small. She moved over and
straddled me in the driver’s seat.
She guided my boner into her
honeypot, it was warm and felt
so good the way her honeypot
welcomed my boner. I could feel
the pussy hugging my member.
She started riding me slowly,
because of the size of my
member, she had to do it slowly,
she put it in stages.
Firstly, the tip and a little of the
shaft for the first few strokes
and more deeper with more
strokes until my member was
fully in her.
She was a jerking alone at first
but then I moved my waist to
meet her strokes mid-way which
wasn’t easy but still felt good. I
was trying to jerk faster but the
sterling wheel and pedals
weren’t helping. I held her small
shapey bum in my hands
pressing them down into my
waist, she was moaning, I felt the
car bouncing in the parking lot.
We were bumping as fast as our
bodies could carry us. The tempo
became erratic at a point.
We stopped for a bit and tried to
change position, we tried a
doggy but it was the best
position we really had in mind, it
was stressful but we couldn’t
stop. I was afraid i was gonna
damage the roof of the car as we
were both allowing our private
part guide our actions, during
the fast thrust, my bum hit the
horn on the steering wheel, I
collapsed on her with laughter
and she laughed harder beneath
me. Her complexion was so
bright that when I collapsed on
her, her sweet fragrance filled my
nose, I resumed pummeling her
from the back and then her
laughter turned into moans,
something that thrilled my ears.
I felt my load coming after some
strokes. I pulled out and watched
as my cum filled the condom. I
usually practiced this to make
sure that the condom didn’t
break during the main action.
I removed it and kept it discreetly
to dispose of later, we both
relaxed on the seat, trying to
catch our breathe. We spent
another 30 minutes in the cold
catching up where she revealed
more about herself.
She told me she lived abroad for
about 10-15 years coming home
to practice Law with a Fortune
500 law firm…. a few moments
later, her phone started ringing.
Her friends were inquisive of
where she has been for over 1
hour.
I reversed the cab, dropped her
infront of the Megaplaza, she
paid me in full. She collected my
number and we parted way, I
drove home and had a thorough
shower, thats all for me.
Took a decision to go for
deliverance session, just
wondering who shags someone
he picked up in the cab.Anyway,
thats why happened a particular
night. I gently crawled under my
duvet and allowed sleep to take
me away, thinking of our steamy
session in my car. Hoping that my
car doesn’t develop fault the next
day because people say its bad
omen to shag in the car.

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